melborn zoo

I wen to the melborn zoo today it was scary. i was really bored so i decied to go pat the goats with the big horns. i jumped into the cage but then the zoo kepper started yelling at me he was very angry. i told him to go eat a salad and went to pat the goats, but they were very mean and started to chase me, then stepped on me but luckily i am so fat and thats why i didn;t die. the zoo keeper was very angry at me at they kick me and my grannys out of the zoo, we paid a lot of money for the tickets.

dear melborn zoo,

we want a refund.

love, lilly and grannys.

stupid melborn zoo

melborn

we have left sidney and are now going to a pplace called meli=borune. we hired a car, when me granny went to drive it out of the place she went on the wrong side of the road and hit a pole. but it ok because she says that the car is still working. my window is smashe though. we were going to fly but the stupid fucking airline make a mistake. i booked two seats because i can’t fit in one, but when we got to the airport instead o f putting the seats next to each other they were on opposite sides of the plane. i yelled at the ugly lady and tricked to kick her so they pu tme outside. stupid airline. it is so boring all there is is grass outside. if we don’t go to mcdonalds soon i will be very angry. maybe i will seea  kangrroo soon. lilly

SIDNEY

Lilly is in sidney bitches. I got restrained at the airport because i attacked the mcdonalds worker, but they let me go in the end. he only had a black eye and a bloddy nose so no jiel time for lilly. 12 hours on the plane with no fucking mcdonalds is a lot!!!11 i need my 7 cheeseburger meals. i waz waiting outside the airport for 2 hours waiting for akangaroo to take me and me grannys to the hotel. terrible service we had to get a cab and the driver said we damaged car because we aere to fat. and he wouldnt stop at mcdonalds. i went to harbour bridge today. it was pretty bad and i got really angry and pushed my grandma into the water. she almost drowned.

my photo of the water in sidney

NO CHEESEBURGERS

there’s no cheeseburgers on the plane. whyyyyyyyyyyyyy I am so angry. everyone on the plane is staring at me and the bitch lady in front of me said i have to stop kicking her seat, i told her to go eat a salad. I MISS OHIO. there have to have cheeseburgers in australia or I AM GOING HOME

GOOODBYE OHIO

me and grandma take up a whole row of seats!!1 i’m about to aask if they have cheeseburgers wish me luck. watch out Australia and koala bears

MY GRANDMA WAS ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF A BITCH TODAY

omg!!!11 lilly is going to australia  today. My grandmas told me today, although they hate eahc other they are both coming!!! we had to book 5 seats for the 3 of us. me and granny take up 2 seats. i will post lots of pics and tell everyone about my time down unda in austria. i hope they have cheeseburgers on the plane otherwise me and grandma will be angry. we are going to sydney, melbourne, adelaide and other places which names i forgot. i wonder if there is a kangaroo big enough for me to ride. i’m going to go pack now after i finish my cheeseburger meal. g’day mates lilly.